Pain and Anguish

Airline Improvements That Will Blow Your Mind

Flying used to be the ideal way to travel, but with the changing of the times and the airlines trying to save a buck it still leaves a lot to be desired. Having to deal with crying kids, bitchy flight attendants, and lack of comfort means that there needs to ...

Cops Suck And Everyone Knows It

There are a ton of shows on TV featuring the triumphs of cops and their undying love for law enforcement. The problem is that if you love to enforce the law then you should probably make an effort to obey it. I have witnessed asshole cops break the law countless ...

Cell Phone Chain Callers

Making a phone call is by no means a new idea. People have been making phone calls forever, but within the past 10 years it has become such a sensational notion that none of you motherfuckers can put the phones down. I understand the convenience of cell phones and by ...

Dustin Diamond dead at 13

The Amazing Banana Peel Legend

There are three things in my life that I long to see: a UFO, a ghost, and some jag off slipping on a banana peel. I would love to know where this phenomenon derived from. Does this even happen? If you have ever seen someone slip on a friggin' banana ...

Why pop culture sucks.

It's difficult to quantify all of the things that make today's life a collection of embarrassments for America. We are just a bunch of spoiled, arrogant, and lazy cogs in a broken machine. The freedom of speech is abused daily every time the average American opens their useless cock sheath ...

Oh the humanity

In this day and age the worst thing you could be is a white man living in America. We are the most scrutinized portion of the population which has pretty much whipped us into submission. We don't complain about being portrayed as buffoons in the media, having hardly any positions ...

The Gilligan Chronicles

So I'm close to finishing a complete in depth look into the real story behind Gilligan's life on the island. This has required over 10 years of extensive research and when all is said and done the complete compilation of memoirs will be over 1200 pages. I'm negotiating contracts right ...

Shitty toys from the days of yore

I like to reflect on how different things are now as they were when I was a kid. If I had access to the toys they have now, I would have chewed on Fred Savage's earwax for an hour to get a hold of some of them. Instead I was ...

Obligatory Welcome

This is your obligatory welcome to a plain of hate an anger. Consider this your very own enchanted forest of demise. Sit back and prepare yourself for shittery and crappery for this is the world of Pain and Anguish. If you find the content here offensive then you should probably go ...